Hebrews 10: 24-26

[Joker]

Men have been using the bible to slap others around for centuries, why stop now??

Woe to you experts in the Bible!  For you lay grievous burdens on men, and you yourselves do not lift a finger to help them ....  You shut up the Kingdom of Heaven in men's faces....   You have taken away the key of knowledge....  You yourselves do not enter, and you hinder those who would enter.... You tithe a tenth of everything, and neglect justice and mercy and faithfulness and the love of God...  These are the weightier aspects of the Bible.....

[klab]

slap


 so saith the flock

[Kings_kid]

They tell me that better than being a Bible-thumper, is to be a Bible-caresser.

Haven't got the hang of it, but it sounds right.  (Still, a good "Sword fight" seems like fun sometimes.  Repent, ye kid.)